The Family Jewels
Tune: Oh What A Beautiful Morning
Songwriter: Victoria Grans
Gaggle: Victoria
Environment & Energy Healthcare
CHORUS: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE BLOBS IN THE WATER. POLLUTING IN SPITE OF THE RULES.
THEY’RE NOT JUST A HAZARD TO NATURE –
THEY’RE THREATENING THE FAMILY JEWELS.
WHEN SO MANY OF US GOT BREAST CANCER;
NO ONE SEEMED IN A RUSH WITH AN ANSWER.
BUT WOULDN’T YOU KNOW THAT THEY’RE RARING TO GO
NOW THAT RESEARCH HAS SHOWN WHY THE SPERM COUNT IS LOW.
CHORUS:
IF YOUR LOVER HAS TROUBLE PERFORMING
REMEMBER, WE GAVE YOU A WARNING.
IF YOU WANT TO BE FRUITFUL AND TO MULTIPLY
FISH HIM OUT OF THAT LAKE AND MAKE SURE HE’S QUITE DRY.
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