The Bank As Your Best Friend
Tune: You've Got To Be Taught
Songwriter: Victoria Grans
Gaggle: Victoria
Business & Economy Government & Politics
You’ve got to be taught, to shop and spendAnd count on the bank, as your best friend
So shareholders get, their dividend
You’ve got to be carefully taught
2) You’ve got to be taught, before it’s too late
Before you are 6 or 7 or 8
To hate the poor folk the rich folk hate
You’ve got to be carefully taught
3) You’ve got to be taught, that greed is good
That kindness is always, misunderstood
And nobody likes, a Robin Hood
You’ve got to be carefully taught
4) (change melody to SOLIDARITY FOREVER)
You need a market education
That sanctifies the corporation
‘Cause Greed’s more fun than copulation
Let’s hear it for the PIGS!