Song for Tesla during Frenetic Shopping Season
Tune: We Wish You a Merry Christmas
Songwriter: Granny Ruth
Gaggle: San Francisco Bay Area
Written: November 24, 2025
Business & Economy Government & Politics Holiday & Celebrations
We wish you a merry season
We wish you a merry season
We wish you a merry season
No cybertrucks near
No one needs to buy a Tesla
No one needs to buy a Tesla
No ONE needs to buy a Tesla
They’re selling right here
[Interlude]
It’s such a damn shame
Elon got his way
They’ll make him a Trillionaire now
Shareholders to blame
Think clearly before you shop now
Think clearly before you shop now
Think clearly before you shop now
We don’t need more gear