Ode to Palantir & Project Blue
Tune: Oh Christmas Tree/ Oh Tanenbaum
Songwriter: Lee Stanfield
Gaggle: Tucson
Written: August 5, 2025
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Oh Palantir we know you’re here
That is why we have no fear.
Your AI is now ev‘rywhere
providing all with tender care.
One only has to look at ICE
to see how you can be so nice!
You save folks from all of the mess
of dealing with all due process!
We know we can rely on you
’cause you helped Netanyahu to
create the perfect killing list
to keep Gaza in his iron fist!
Your hard work for the CIA
let’s our great country get away
with starting wa-ars planet-wide
while selling weapons to each side.
Now Project Blue has ties with you
and really likes our desert view.
But we know you will understand
when we tell you “GET OFF OUR LAND!!!”
We want our conscience to be clear,
and all our water to stay here!
So, you can take your blood money!
and put it where it’s not sunny!