Non Compos Mentis

Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis

He has delusions of peace deals
He threatens war for the peace prize
He thinks he owns Venezuela
The hemisphere is his empire
Why isn’t Greenland on Zillow?
Why aren’t they glad for a buyer?

Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis

He thinks the White House is his house
for him to bulldoze on impulse
He thinks he’s Louis The Fourteenth
and golden bling hides his hollowness
He thinks more murders by ICE goons
will force the blue states to kowtow

Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis

To him reporters are “piggy”
When questioned, he throws a tantrum
He tries to sue all the pollsters:
If they won’t flatter him, hang them!
But Fox will sane-wash his lunacy
while all the world mocks him privately

Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis

He talks in word salad ramblings
infantile phrases and nonsense
He contradicts his own flip flops
and changes topics mid-sentence
He’s grandpa Donnie Dementia
He’s got the nuclear button

Trump es demente, y loco! Trump es demente
Trump es demente, y loco! Trump es demente

Non compos mentis! Oh he is non compos mentis
Non compos mentis! That dude is non compos mentis