I Want an Honest President for Christmas
Tune: I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
Songwriter: Judy Kroeze
Gaggle: Tuolumne & Calaveras Counties
Key: Key of G/First Note: D
Written: November 20, 2025
Government & Politics Holiday & Celebrations
I want an honest president for Christmas
Only an honest president will do
Don’t want a stupid sod
Or the world’s biggest fraud
I want a truthful person the whole world can applaud.
I could not stand a pedophile or rapist
I would love someone who loves democracy
They must have a giving heart
It would be an awesome start
If our president could be a SHE!
BRIDGE:
I can see myself on Christmas morning
Running down the stairs
I see the Christmas tree
With presents just for me
And one of them is President A-O-C!
I want an honest president for Christmas
And in my heart I know that you do, too
(sing next 2 lines slowly, then normal tempo for last line)
If we ever could replace
” ORANGE MAN”, our big disgrace
I’ll be thanking Santa Claus!