I Wanna be Deployed to Afghanistan

I wanna be deployed to Afghanistan‘Cause who could be a better ambassador than me?
If thousands of our troups mass against the Taliban
They won’t bring a peace as well as all the grannies can.

I’m bringing home a baby bumblebee,
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me,
I’m bringing home a baby bumblebee,
Now my mommy won’t be mad at me!