Hello, Rita
Tune: Hello, Dolly
Songwriter: Georgie Kunkle
Gaggle: Seattle
Granny Life
br>by Georgie Kunkel
Hello Rita, Seven O, Rita
You’re the seventies Raging Granny of the year
You’ve won awards, Rita
Played some chords Rita
And you’ve ventured out where only angels fear to tread.
You’ve been our host, Rita
With the most, Rita
And You’ve stayed the course just where it really counts
SO–
We’re gonna celebrate, Rita
We know it’s really fate, Rita
You’re the greatest 70-year-old we know!