Hanford Cleanup

The chosen site of Hanford is for radioactive waste.
It mixes in our water and we all can have a taste.
The river called Columbia is about to get some too.
Nuclear soup for me and you!

Leaking tanks forever!
Leaking tanks forever!
Leaking tanks forever!
Plutonium makes us strong!

Hanford’s waiting for disaster
Rest assured and have no fear.
Patty Murray’s isotopes will cure
Whatever ills you bear.
So what’s a little cancer
In your kid’s anatomy
It builds our GDP!

Plutonium forever!
Plutonium forever!
Plutonium forever!
It builds strong teeth and bones!

We have so little money for cleaning up the mess,
We’re spending it on armaments that bring us happiness.
So what’s a little poison when you mix it in your tea—
It builds the economy!
Leaking tanks forever!
Leaking tanks forever!
Leaking tanks forever!
Plutonium makes us strong!