Groped by the TSA

We were groped by the TSA, honey, honey,

We were groped by the TSA, dear dear,

We were groped by the TSA

First the front and then the rear

Do you feel more secure?

No dynamite in our underwear, honey honey,

No explosives in our shoes, dear dear,

Just some metal in our knees

Makes that buzzer go whee whee,

Do you feel more secure?

Touched our boobs, both of them, honey honey,
Groped our crotches up both legs, dear dear,
Doesn’t really feel that great
As good lovers (speak) they don’t rate
Do you feel more secure?

Got felt up by the TSA, honey honey,

Did not like it very much, dear dear,

Maybe they could improve their touch,

Take a class in Swedish massage.

Do you feel more secure?