Raging Grannies
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Goodbye, Boehner

Tune: Goodnight, Ladies
Gaggle: Seattle
Gender Equity Government & Politics Reproductive Rights

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Who needs mammograms this year?

Planned parenthood, we hear,

Misuses funds we hold so dear,

The wars on women rage.

Chorus:

Maybe we just won’t have sex,
Won’t have sex, won’t have sex.
Maybe we just won’t have sex,
And then we’ll see what’s next!

Parenthood must NOT be planned,

Contraception must be banned,

Have more kids, we understand,

The wars on women rage!

Chorus

Pregnant once again this year?

How far along, does it appear?

Let’s probe your womb to make it clear!

The wars on women rage!

Chorus

Goodbye, Boehner,

Goodbye, Cantor,

Goodbye, Mittens(?)

We’re going to leave you now!