Cubans & Canadians

br>Victoria Grannies (Mar.1997)

O Fidel — who can tell?
America might crumble ‘neath your spell!

The Cubans are annoying
Washington, D.C.
They’re Red and they speak Spanish,
Not like you and me.
They all drink rum and cola
And eat too many beans.
They’d rather dance the cha cha
Than make friends with Marines.

O Fidel – who can tell?
America might crumble ‘neath your spell!

We Canadians are suspect:
We import Cuban rum.
We drink it in our igloos.
Go south for Cuban sun;
We play our football funny.
Don’t spell the American way,
And we can’t end our sentences
Unless we end with “eh?”

O Fidel — who can tell?
America might crumble ‘neath your spell

Helms-Burton Act may threaten us
Against all Cuban trade.
But we’re a sovereign country.
And won’t join their Crusade.
What right have the Americans
To tell us what to do?
We’ll holiday in Cuba
And boycott Florida, too!