Raging Grannies
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Chemical Restaurant

Tune: Alice’s Restaurant
Gaggle: Seattle
Environment & Energy

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They won’t say what they’re cooking today

At the Chemical Restaurant

Maybe it’s beans with monkey genes

At the Chemical Restaurant

You got one sore breast, or maybe both?

Maybe the milk is full of Bovine Growth

They won’t say what they’re cooking today

At the Chemical Restaurant

They won’t say what they’re zapping today

At the Chemical Restaurant

They can’t wait to irradiate

At the Chemical Restaurant

Thanks, Monsanto, it looks so good

We mustn’t bitch if it tastes like wood

They won’t say what they’re zapping today

At the Chemical Restaurant

They won’t say what they’re cooking today
At the Chemical Restaurant
Those almighty sods are playing God
At the Chemical Restaurant
They’re patenting seeds—you know what’s next?
If we don’t stop ‘em they’ll be patenting // sex!
They won’t say what they’re zapping today
At the Chemical Restaurant