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American Congress

Tune: American Woman
Songwriter: Lee
Gaggle: Tucson
Key: 2nd syllable is A
Written: June 24, 2018
Government & Politics Healthcare

A-mer-ican Con-gress

and the GEE O PEE-EE-EE

You’ve made a me-e-ess

of the land of the free-ee-ee!

Stop blamin’ your mistakes on us

that just makes us wan‘na cuss!

Let’s just set a few things straight!

It’s you and your cro-nies who’re on the take!

Now you li-is-ten

to what we sa-ay

For each en-ti-tle-ment

we’ve had to pa-ay!

You’re so stu-pid you just don’t get

that’s what’s meant by “en-ti-tle-ment

We pay mon-ey for you to hold

n’ give back with in’trest when we get old!

It’s you poli-ti-i-shuns

who’re on the public do-ole

and on the si-ide

you’ve sold your so-oul!

cor-po-ra-tions pay you well

to drive this coun-try straight to hell!

when you re-tire it piss-es me

that you’ll still get tax-pay-er mon-ey!

And fur-ther mo-ore

ya’ wan’na cut our hea-ealth care

to make up fo-or

your tax reform wea-ealth care.

Well y’ bet-ter hope that the e-lite few

real-ly will take care of you

cause we’ll be kick-in’ your asses out

in e-lec-tions this fall… with-out a doubt!

loud-> AMERICAN CONGRESS…. slow–> YOUR… TIME… IS… DO-ONE!